A tyger’s best friend

A dog has adopted 3 baby tigers, apparently.

I have one spare… at the right price.

11 Responses to “A tyger’s best friend”


  1. 1 Mrs Penguin

    Ok, how much would little tiger cost to buy? If not too expensive then we take him! :-)

  2. 2 jams o donnell

    Swap for a cat, Tyger?

  3. 3 tyger

    Well, he’s going for £19.99, which, by my calculations, is three-and-a-half cats. ;)

    Can Mrs. P do any better?

  4. 4 Mrs. Penguin

    Hmm, let me think…. What about £15 + one little Penguin? He`s worth about £10 I would say. Deal? :-)

  5. 5 tyger

    So that’s £25 (based on your estimation - I’d have to get an independent valuation, naturally).

    So unless Jams can come up with, say, 4-cats, a budgie, and three-quarters of a terrapin, I’d say he’s yours.

  6. 6 jams o donnell

    Right that.s Robyn, Ted, Bebe, Mimi, a terrapin from the local park and.. Cant do a budgie but will a couple of magpies and crab spiders do??

  7. 7 Mrs. Penguin

    Ok, new offer: £15 + 1 little Penguin + 3 Marmots + collection of antique pine cones + 1 hedgehog + 2 wood pigeons (already shot) and half a bacon sandwich!

  8. 8 tyger

    Hmmm that’s a very good offer. No terrapin, though. Tell you what; throw in a squirrel’s head, mounted on a tiny wooden plaque, and we have ourselves a deal.

    What say you?

  9. 9 Mrs. Penguin

    Ok, what colour? A red squirrel`s head (more common in Germany) or a grey squirrel`s head? I would say…….it`s a deal then! :)

  10. 10 tyger

    Any will do, but I would prefer it if it wasn’t smiling.

  11. 11 Mrs. Penguin

    I need to find a way to scare it before I shoot it then…….aaaaaaah, where is Mr Penguin?! LOL

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