Comments on: A tyger’s best friend

By: Mrs. Penguin

Mrs. Penguin — Mon, 21 May 2007 19:05:22 +0000

I need to find a way to scare it before I shoot it then…….aaaaaaah, where is Mr Penguin?! LOL

By: tyger

tyger — Mon, 21 May 2007 18:25:39 +0000

Any will do, but I would prefer it if it wasn’t smiling.

By: Mrs. Penguin

Mrs. Penguin — Mon, 21 May 2007 10:35:57 +0000

Ok, what colour? A red squirrel`s head (more common in Germany) or a grey squirrel`s head? I would say…….it`s a deal then!

By: tyger

tyger — Mon, 21 May 2007 09:57:47 +0000

Hmmm that’s a very good offer. No terrapin, though. Tell you what; throw in a squirrel’s head, mounted on a tiny wooden plaque, and we have ourselves a deal.

What say you?

By: Mrs. Penguin

Mrs. Penguin — Mon, 21 May 2007 09:34:10 +0000

Ok, new offer: Â£15 + 1 little Penguin + 3 Marmots + collection of antique pine cones + 1 hedgehog + 2 wood pigeons (already shot) and half a bacon sandwich!

By: jams o donnell

jams o donnell — Sun, 20 May 2007 20:30:38 +0000

Right that.s Robyn, Ted, Bebe, Mimi, a terrapin from the local park and.. Cant do a budgie but will a couple of magpies and crab spiders do??

By: tyger

tyger — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:22:01 +0000

So that’s Â£25 (based on your estimation - I’d have to get an independent valuation, naturally).

So unless Jams can come up with, say, 4-cats, a budgie, and three-quarters of a terrapin, I’d say he’s yours.

By: Mrs. Penguin

Mrs. Penguin — Sun, 20 May 2007 10:51:58 +0000

Hmm, let me think…. What about Â£15 + one little Penguin? He`s worth about Â£10 I would say. Deal?

By: tyger

tyger — Sun, 20 May 2007 09:11:46 +0000

Well, he’s going for Â£19.99, which, by my calculations, is three-and-a-half cats.

Can Mrs. P do any better?

By: jams o donnell

jams o donnell — Sat, 19 May 2007 10:18:28 +0000

Swap for a cat, Tyger?