A dog has adopted 3 baby tigers, apparently.
I have one spare… at the right price.
Ok, how much would little tiger cost to buy? If not too expensive then we take him!
Swap for a cat, Tyger?
Well, he’s going for £19.99, which, by my calculations, is three-and-a-half cats.
Can Mrs. P do any better?
Hmm, let me think…. What about £15 + one little Penguin? He`s worth about £10 I would say. Deal?
So that’s £25 (based on your estimation - I’d have to get an independent valuation, naturally).
So unless Jams can come up with, say, 4-cats, a budgie, and three-quarters of a terrapin, I’d say he’s yours.
Right that.s Robyn, Ted, Bebe, Mimi, a terrapin from the local park and.. Cant do a budgie but will a couple of magpies and crab spiders do??
Ok, new offer: £15 + 1 little Penguin + 3 Marmots + collection of antique pine cones + 1 hedgehog + 2 wood pigeons (already shot) and half a bacon sandwich!
Hmmm that’s a very good offer. No terrapin, though. Tell you what; throw in a squirrel’s head, mounted on a tiny wooden plaque, and we have ourselves a deal.
What say you?
Ok, what colour? A red squirrel`s head (more common in Germany) or a grey squirrel`s head? I would say…….it`s a deal then!
Any will do, but I would prefer it if it wasn’t smiling.
I need to find a way to scare it before I shoot it then…….aaaaaaah, where is Mr Penguin?! LOL
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Ok, how much would little tiger cost to buy? If not too expensive then we take him!
Swap for a cat, Tyger?
Well, he’s going for £19.99, which, by my calculations, is three-and-a-half cats.
Can Mrs. P do any better?
Hmm, let me think…. What about £15 + one little Penguin? He`s worth about £10 I would say. Deal?
So that’s £25 (based on your estimation - I’d have to get an independent valuation, naturally).
So unless Jams can come up with, say, 4-cats, a budgie, and three-quarters of a terrapin, I’d say he’s yours.
Right that.s Robyn, Ted, Bebe, Mimi, a terrapin from the local park and.. Cant do a budgie but will a couple of magpies and crab spiders do??
Ok, new offer: £15 + 1 little Penguin + 3 Marmots + collection of antique pine cones + 1 hedgehog + 2 wood pigeons (already shot) and half a bacon sandwich!
Hmmm that’s a very good offer. No terrapin, though. Tell you what; throw in a squirrel’s head, mounted on a tiny wooden plaque, and we have ourselves a deal.
What say you?
Ok, what colour? A red squirrel`s head (more common in Germany) or a grey squirrel`s head? I would say…….it`s a deal then!
Any will do, but I would prefer it if it wasn’t smiling.
I need to find a way to scare it before I shoot it then…….aaaaaaah, where is Mr Penguin?! LOL
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