Charlie Brooker (yes him again) offers some advice to President Bush on improving his international appeal. Bush is of course ‘bombing’ in South America.
1. Grow a big floppy schoolboy fringe
Like Bush, Boris Johnson is a blustering rightwing buffoon. Every time he opens his mouth, a herd of stupid horses gallops. He’s offensive, clumsy, childish, frequently lost for words and hopelessly prone to scandal. But he’s also got a big floppy schoolboy fringe, so everybody loves him. Start growing one now, George. Within six months you’ll be greeted with a warm, lairy cheer at student unions worldwide.
Bush copying B-J? I would pay any amount of money necessary to watch Bush present Have I Got News For You.
Source: The Guardian.
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