I popped to Asda over the weekend to stock up cough sweets and grim bronchial mix, and I spotted Dave Hill’s book The Adoption on the shelves (half a dozen copies too). God knows how much of the £3.73 Dave gets, but when you’re in Asda, you have either made it big time or you have been produced very cheaply in China.
Which are you Dave?
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Meant to tell ya. The one Waterstones in Norwich doesn’t have The Adoption. Will you send the boys round?
En route dude.
Oh the children! Make sure the children have been evacuated. Not more blood spilt in Dave’s name.
Children have been brought to safety.
By the way, I have just realised you were in MANSFIELD today.
My condolences. No wonder you are downing the drinks.
Hey, some of my best friends are from Mansfield.
But yeah, it’s a shithole.
You get a better class of chav in Newark.
There is worse.
There is Kirkby-in-Ashfield.
Lived there for a year.
Call it penance for past and future sins.
Newark is nice.
Kirkby?
Jesus we were close.
I have family in Selston (the nice part mind, errr)
Next up you will be telling me you used to frequent the Nag’s Head.
No. I won’t.
lol
More a Bootlicker in Mans.
Selston… white horse?
Er… No.
What about that pub on the crossroads in Ravenshead? What was that called? I think I went there a few times.
Otherwise it was just Nottingham, Nottingham, Nottingham.
Not sure. I know which one you mead though. (Sherwood Ranger is one, and there is the one between Mansfield and Notts. Half-way House?).
Don’t know about produced in China, but everything else about me is cheap so I suppose it’s entirely possible.
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