The Haircut

I have just had my hair cut. Am now devilishly handsome and well presented.

I don’t know why I allow my hair to get so uncontrollably long? It’s the same story every few months. I get a haircut, and I’m shocked by how easy this makes my life. No time spent in the mirror pulling rogue curls around without creating any recognisable or suitable style. Fretting whenever I remove my hat that I have created some monstrous column of twine, not unlike something you may find in the grounds of a large country house. Or the absolute horror of trying on jumpers in a store; you just know the unstable semblance of order you have manufactured that morning, will now have become wildly unattractive.

With these lessons learnt so many times, you would think I would find the time to have regular haircuts, but alas, this never seems to happen. Those of you with lifeless straight hair will never understand my pain.

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1 Response to “The Haircut”


  1. 1 Jose

    You are wrong, I am afraid, in that Tyger. I have slightly waving (nearly) white hair and normally have it cut shortest because the roots are all entangled and it is almost impossible to comb it properly. I have a son, however, with a hair similar to yours, and has he had problems with it! Indeed. He tends to shave his head to almost billiard ball condition, but normally he prefers not having problems with combing, as happens to me.

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