Blair has finally hit on the real causes of crime, and he intends to tackle it too.
He plans to stop chavs shagging.
From the BBC:
Tomorrow’s potential troublemakers can be identified even before they are born, Tony Blair has suggested.
Mr Blair said it was possible to spot the families whose circumstances made it likely their children would grow up to be a “menace to society”.
He said teenage mums and problem families could be forced to take help to head off difficulties.
He said the government had to intervene much earlier to prevent problems developing when children were older.
Ok, ok. It’s a gross misrepresentation of a story for comedic effect. But let’s be honest, it’s still the silly season and if New Labour can’t make up a load of new pretend policies, then we may as well all carry on with the parliamentary merry-go-round through the summer.
Imagine how boring that would be?
Sphere: Related Content

Recent Comments