“I wuv you…hic!”

The Samsung LP4100 incredibly includes a breathalyzer that restricts calls to pre-programmed numbers if the user is drunk. It’s a sort of reliable friend that prevents you making regrettable alcohol-fuelled calls to old girlfriends, or, and this is arguably worse, your boss.

The always-delightful Zoe Williams [link] earmarks some prospective customers for the new device.

Very funny.