England v Portugal

World Cup

England again flattered the deceive, but again they’re through, and with Portugal and Holland having torn strips off each other, maybe they have a great chance of reaching the Semis.

The highlight from the Portugal game must be the sight of watching Christiano Ronaldo blubbering again like a big girls blouse. I know quite a few Portuguese people and they’re quite a sensitive bunch. They need to toughen up if they want to turn over English beefcakes like David “Essex-Boy” Beckham and Sol “Fruitbat” Campbell.

Hopefully in the other quarter finals, the teams will likewise do immense damage to one another, one of which will hobble into a semi with England, and then we may find ourselves, having not played well at all, in the final of the World Cup. Stranger things have happened. Carton Palmer got eighteen caps.

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