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This post will probably cut short a promising real-estate career before it’s even began, but what the hell is the deal with Donald Trump’s hair?

Now premature baldness is no trifling matter, but one has to go gracefully, with a debonair disregard for ones own vanity. Not, as is the case with Multi-Billionaire Trump, desperately employing an Olympic size comb-over.

Still, It gets him the ladies….